If you don't read the fine print daddy wrote on the copyright page (left) you'll miss some good laughs!
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No Coots were destroyed to manufacture this Web site. However, one may have gotten a blemish from makeup used during a photo shoot. Objects in mirrors may be closer than they appear. Offer valid in all states except the State of Insanity and State of Disrepair. Never operate heavy machinery when pregnant or after a really big lunch. Read books about Christmas cows, Minnesota Christmas stories, rural Christmas stories and Christmas stories for farm families.
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the barn!
